I’m a writer who’s been lucky to partner with incredible people and brands to make work that has been covered in CNN, USA Today, Yahoo News, People, Esquire, Vulture, NME, and the prestigious, coveted Home Furnishings News. In 2025 Adweek named me one of the 100 Most Creative People in Advertising. My satire is some of the most read on the internet, has been taught in college courses, and read on internationally syndicated radio shows and podcasts. I also recently lost 3 pounds. I don’t think it’s water weight either.

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