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A couple of these went viral.
Our Company is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
I Don’t Care if It’s 90 Degrees, It’s Hot and I’m Wearing a Damn Sweater
The Events of January 6th Were a Patriotic Fight for Liberty Where Nothing Bad Happened. Also, the Democrats Did It
Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore
I’m 15th-Century Aztec King Ahuitzotl and I’m Kind of Uncomfortable with All the Human Sacrificing Going on Around Here
Guess I Just Expected a Little More from This Country
Quarantine Is a Wonderful Opportunity to Grow as a Person and Regress as a Person
No President Before Trump Ever Responded More Boldly, Swiftly, and Decisively In the Face of Criticism