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ANDREW SINGLETON



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MSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY

Some of these pieces have been among the most read satire on the internet in a given year, taught in college creative writing courses, read on podcasts and nationally syndicated radio shows, and even printed and passed out to legislators. Others haven’t. 




A.I. Economics for Dummies










In Our Glorious A.I. Future, There Will Be No Such Thing As Money (For You)










I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes (6th most read article of 2025)


Our Company is Doing So Well That You’re All Fired
(14th most read article of 2024)



I Don’t Care if It’s 90 Degrees, It’s Hot and I’m Wearing a Damn Sweater



Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore



I Guess I Just Expected a Little More from This Country


Quarantine Is a Wonderful Opportunity to Grow as a Person and Regress as a Person